ooc; I went to walk my dog and these people tell me apparently there’s a tiff party on the penthouse of my building which Woody Harrelson is going to be

um

bed > haymitch

ethanmartins:

omfg LMFAO. 

ALICE WHY IS HE MARRIED TO A  40 YEAR OLD. I JUST WANT TO KNOW. GOD TAKES AWAY ALL THE GOOD ONES.

MAKING THEM FALL IN LOVE WITH SOME OLD PERSON

OR MAKING THEM GAY

and we get these.. ugh

SHE MUST HAVE MAGICAL LADY PARTS

ITS THE ONLY EXPLANATION

FUCKING PRETTY PEOPLE MARRYING PEOPLE WHO ARENT ME

LIKE DAFUQ BRUH

(Source: jay-smythe)

ethanmartins:

soBBING OVER HIS PENIS AND alEX’S DOG

ICANT

I just imagine his penis would be like the FIFA cup

completely gold

idk how that 40 year old woman isn’t like split in half yet

(Source: jay-smythe)

ethanmartins:

ALICE WHY WOULD REBLOG THAT

CRIUKSJGING

because

WE ALL NEED A LITTLE BIT OF HIS PENIS ON A SATURDAY NIGHT GURL

(Source: jay-smythe)

ethanmartins:

THEY’RE THE LANGUAGE OF YANETH. THE TWO FACE NICE BITCH.

but omg i just want him all

I DONT SPEAK THAT SORRY NOR DO I REALLY WANT TO SO

umm

yes seems about right

(Source: jay-smythe)

his dick tho

ethanmartins:

jtgsiuyajgd no.jpg

AND NO JESUS FUCKING CHRISTASFD

EMELA;FJ

,IE

MINE

ARE THESE WORDS OR JUST LETTERS I DONT GET IT

PFT GURL YOU SETTLE ON THAT PENIS I DONT CUR

I WANT THAT ASS

(Source: jay-smythe)

ethanmartins:

CUSH

CUSH

CUSH

OMFG STFU HE’S NOT THE ONLY GOOD LOOKING FUCKING GUY IN THE SCHOOL OK, I WENT TO A FOOTBALL GAME WITH.. SOMEONE AND JUST HIS FACE IM CREYIGNDJLKG  anf ha ha ha .

bitch

… BUT…. TOO MANY… lets just share it between us

UM I CANT SPELL?? I HAVE A THERAPY THAT ALL PRETTY PEOPLE GO TO ANY SCHOOL IN THE PLANET BUT MINE, K? K. SO YEAH

OH WELL THEN. JUMP ON THAT. WHOS THIS SOMEONE???????? me gusta stories about lives i cant have because im not cool enough

FINE I’LL TELL THE OTHER GIRLS TO APPRECIATE HIS PENIS THEN

(Source: jay-smythe)

ethanmartins:

THAT STUPID FUCKER. BUT HIS FACE IS AMAZING TOO. LIKE. JUST. WOW, TELL YOUR PARENTS CONGRATS, ASK THEM WHAT POSITION THEY USED TO MAKE YOU SO MY KID CAN LOOK LIKE YOU AND HAVE ALL THESE GIRLS WANTING HIM. HE IS JUST.. ufnsdgi,ykh

JESUS. LETS.

OOH YANETH GOTZ A WEE CUSH HOW ADORABLE

JUMP ON THAT LIKE A TRAMPOLINE GURL, JUST DONT TELL KENNEDY SSH

K I GOT LIKE 278399 OTHER PEOPLE WANTING TO JOIN SO WE’RE GOOD CUZ EVERYONE WANTING SOME AARON SEXI MOTHR FUCKING HAIR

(Source: jay-smythe)

ethanmartins:

omfg but alice i admired it from afar like WHY DID YOU FUCKING CUT IT. AND HE GLARED AT ME AND IM JUST LIK “WHY DID YOU CUT YOUR BEAUTIFUL AARON JOHNSON LOOK A LIKE HAIR” AND I WANTED TO DIE.

WHY 

WHY

DOES THIS HAPPEN TO uS

SELFISH BASTARD HE IS, RIDING THE WORLD OF AARON JOHNSON HAIR. YOU CAN’T JUST DO THAT. GOSH GUY FROM YANETH’S CLASS, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

WE SHOULD START A AARON JOHNSON HAIR APPRECIATION CLUB js

(Source: jay-smythe)